The Tale of Scruffy
I’m not sure if I wrote about his hilarious story already, but my gay mormon friend used to have this dog named Scruffy and he was stubborn, but talented. My gay mormon friend used to take him to this dog park where he could roam free, then suddenly they instituted a leash law. Well, no matter what she did, she couldn’t get Scruffy to cooperate with the leash, that was, until she let him hold it in his own mouth. When she got a ticket later for not having him on a leash, she went to court and said that technically he was on a leash and the judge has a good laugh when she demonstrated what Scruffy could do. He ended up forgiving the fine.